Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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