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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.

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(213): View more from California

I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday

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(718): View more from New York

I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn

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(330): View more from Ohio

Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin

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(305): View more from Florida

nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night

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(512): View more from Texas

Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!

(1-512): View more from Texas

I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?

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