He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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