I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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