Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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