What a fucking waste of an outfit
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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