just come out here and I will go home with you...
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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