just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
