theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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