There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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