He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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