they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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