I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this