Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now