Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.