He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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