We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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