I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We don't watch enough power rangers
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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