Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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