If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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