hotel room ftw
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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