the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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