I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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