Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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