look no pants
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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