Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.