Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill