But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
jump out the window naked night went bad
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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