At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.