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• (619): View more from California

  Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.

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  i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...

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  That's what friends are foooooooor!

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill

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