Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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