Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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