your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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