PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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