We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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