Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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