it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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