I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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