You're so nebulous sometimes
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he fucked my hip out of place.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
They left me at home... I'm a liability
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize