My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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