No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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