I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
