is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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