How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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