what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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