I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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