There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
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Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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