Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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