I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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