I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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