Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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