Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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