They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I will be naked everywhere
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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