The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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