I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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