We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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