I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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