Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We left the knife in your bed.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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