I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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