I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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