Swine flu. Run for my life!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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