Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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