That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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