There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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